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This my stash of Star Wars sounds, just for the audio freaks out there like me. If you never get enough of hearing Darth Vader saying, "Luke, I am your father" then this is the one stop shopping just for you. There is even a special addition of sounds from the Star Wars parody: SPACEBALLS!!

Yoda's Infinite Wisdom

Filename Size Quote
Yoda1 149 k Luke: "It's too big." Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me, judge me by my size do you? Hmm. And well you should not, for my ally is the Force and a powerful ally it is."
Yoda2 65 k "No, try not. Do or do not, there is no try."
Yoda3 101 k "No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need."
Yoda4 77 k "A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and events."
Yoda5 147 k "Adventure, huh! Excitement, huh! A jedi craves not these things."
Yoda7 60 k "The last of the Jedi will you be."
Yoda8 41 k Yoda laughing
Yoda9 79 k "Yoda not far. Patience, soon you will be with him."
Yoda12 71 k "A Jedi's strength flows from the Force."
Yoda-Luke 1 463 k Luke: "I feel like..." Yoda: "Feel like what?" Luke: "Like we're being watched." Yoda: "Away with your weapon, I mean you no harm. I am wondering, why are you here?" Luke: "I'm looking for someone." Yoda: "Looking, found someone you have, I would say." Luke: "Right." Yoda: "Help you I can, yes, hmm." Luke: "I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior." Yoda: "Oh, great warrior. Wars not make one great."
Yoda-Luke 2 296 k Luke: "Hey, give me that." Yoda: "Mine or I will help you not." Luke: "I don't want your help. I'm a need my lamp back to get out of this slimy mudhole!" Yoda: "Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is." Luke: "Oh Artoo, let him have it. Artoo!
Yoda-Luke 3 233 k Luke: "I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a Jedi Master." Yoda: "Oh, Jedi Master. Yoda, you seek Yoda." Luke: "You know him?" Yoda: "Take you to him I will. Yes, yes, but now you must eat. Come good food. Come."

Darth's Sinister Sayings

Filename Size Quote
Darth1 32 k "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Darth2 13 k "As you wish."
Darth3 29 k "What is thy bidding my master?"
Darth4 13 k "Yes my master."
Darth5 38 k "Leave them to me. I will deal with them myself!"
Darth6 27 k "The Emperor has been expecting you."
Darth7 48 k "You don't know the power of the Darkside."
Darth9 36 k "Obi Wan has taught you well."
Darth11 37 k "Give yourself to the Darkside."
Darth12 30 k "Don't make me destroy you."
Darth13 40 k "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed."
Darth14 35 k "It's pointless to resist my son."

Threepio's Insistent Chatter

Filename Size Quote
C3PO1 22 k "Sir, I'm fluent in over six million forms of communication."
C3P02 23 k "Sir, if you'll not be needing me, I'll close down for a while."

Solo's Witty Comebacks

Filename Size Quote
Han1 32 k "You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
Han2A 111 k Han: "Um, everything is under control now. Situation normal." Officer: "What happened?" Han: "Slight weapons malfunction, but everything is perfectly all right now. We're all fine now, thank you. How are you?"
Han3 38 k "I have a bad feeling about this."

Emperor's Imperial Command

Filename Size Quote
Emp1 79 k "Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the Darkside will be complete."
Emp2 27 k "So be it, Jedi."
Emp4 47 k "I have been expecting you."

Deep Thoughts by Ben Kenobi

Filename Size Quote
Obi1 58 k "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."
Obi2 50 k "He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil."
Obi3 38 k "Remember, the Force will be with you...always."

Tagge's Tyrannical Sayings

Filename Size Quote
Tagge1 16 k "You may fire when ready."
Tagge2 45 k "This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it."

Skywalker's Tradition--Whining

Filename Size Quote

Jabba Resonates

Filename Size Quote
Jabba1 32 k Jabba Laughs

Artoo's Bad Language

Filename Size Quote
R2D21 29 k R2D2 Beeps


SpaceBalls

Filename Size Beginning of Quote
Five Minute Break 240 k "Are you alright sir?..."
As Big As Wave Clip 61 k "You have the ring...and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
Bearded 28 k "Come back you fat bearded B****!"
Chicken Wave Clip 183 k "Preparing for lightspeed sir." "No, lightspeed is too slow, we better use...Ludicrous speed..."
Find Shit Wave Clip 81 k "We ain't found Shit!"
How Many Wave Clip 31 k "How many Assholes do we have on this ship?"

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