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Welcome fellow cats! My name is Seki, and I am a gorgeous Siamese. I own the human, Karen, that set up this site, and I demanded a page of my own to deal with issues of importance to the most important creatures in the galaxy - US!
Now I don't know about you other cats, but I often have to put up with my human reading a book when there is a perfectly good cat here for her to pet. Well, I have discovered that humans aren't the only ones who can write. Here for your enjoyment is some original cat poetry. I suggest you read it while your human is trying to get your attention!
The End of the Raven-by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat On a night quite unenchanting, When the rain was downward slanting, I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for. Tipsy and a bit unshaven, In a tone I found quite craven, Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door. "Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor, "There is nothing I like more" Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore. While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered, Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor; For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and wierd decor - Bric-a-brac and junk galore. Still the Raven never fluttered, Standing stock-still as he uttered, In a voice that shrieked and sputtered his two cents' worth - "Nevermore." While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, Oh, so silently I crept up, Then I crouched and quickly lept up, pouncing on the feathered bore. Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore - Only this and not much more. "Oooo!" my pickled poet cried out, "Pussycat, it's time I dried out! Never sat I in my hideout talking to a bird before; How I've wallowed in self-pity, While my gallant, valiant kitty Put and end to that damned ditty" - then I heard him start to snore. Back atop the door I clambered, eyed that statue I abhor, Jumped - and smashed it on the floor.
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Everyone knows that kittens are cute, which is why I never wanted one. A cute, cuddly kitten would take too much attention away from ME! Besides, they have sharp teeth and claws, and disturb my sleep. But I have now discovered the perfect solution - I have adopted a cyber-kitten. She is cute, but the humans don't want to pet her rather than me, and she doesn't disturb my naps. And if she does get to be a pest, I can turn her off! If you would like your own cyber-kitten, just click on Alisha and she will take you to the adoption centre.
A note from Seki's human: Sadly, I must report that Seki passed away, at 18 years of age, in April, 2007. I will leave his hard work here, for other cats to enjoy.
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