You Might Be a Harding Student If....

*You bring an engagement ring on a blind date.

*You hum the alma mater (along with the bells) on the way to chapel.

*You have two full drawers of club t-shirts.

*Your goal in life is to perfect the phrase "You ARE dismissed."

*You walk 20 steps out of your way to avoid the bell tower

*You've seen Dr. Burks jog early in the morning in spandex.

*You have THE PASS.

*You consider a "minor date" the guy who sits 6 rows down from you in chapel.

*You've recieved a crank call at three in the morning reminding you that its daylight savings time.

*You're the reject of the "marriage factory."

*You've dated the reject of the "marriage factory."

*You are the "marriage factory."

*You've slept in a train station in Europe at HUF.

*You're keeping the dollar general store in business.

*You're keeping Wally World in business.

*You hypnotically say "Great!" when you hear the phrase "Student Impact."

*You get more campus mail than regular mail.

*You get a haircut during Thanksgiving break.

*No matter where you go-- Little Rock or Memphis-- you always run into at least three other Harding students.

*Three words: FEED, FEED ARKANSAS.

*You know exactly the time needed on the waffles in the cafeteria.

*The dorm mother flushed your goldfish down the toilet.

*Your curfew is later at home.

*You're tired of the "Terry Davis Wife-Finder" jokes.

*You're a victim of the "Mabee Challenge."

*Pa-pa Johns knows you on a first name basis.

*Your penniless because of HUB prices."

*You've survived Jimmy Allen's Romans class.

*You had a grande party in the Little Rock airport.

*You get more e-mail than mail.

*Your day isn't complete until you check your club box.

*You're excited when "open house" comes.

*You know what the letters DCB stands for

*You have participated in, or listened to, a discussion on whether its "Harding Bison" or "Harding Bisons."

*You get really excited when they're serving chicken strips in the cafeteria.

*You've spent more than 3 hours this semester standing in line at Center Stage.

*You've ever had to use the ATM machine to go to the 1$ movie at the Searcy 5-- which is almost never really 1$.

*Your idea of an outing with your roomates is a trip to Wal-mart.

*You know Pa-Pa John's number by heart.

*You think nothing of wearing the same jeans 5 times in a row.

*You count walking around campus as exercise for your "Intro to Wellness" class.

*You've been sprayed by the fountain while taking club (choir, etc) pictures.

*You have spent more time in the library than you have asleep.

*You did your Christmas shopping courtesy of DCB.

*You've changed your major 3(+) times.

*You've considered getting a slave... oops, boyfriend... to carry your laundry (wal-mart bags, etc).

*You spend hours coming up with creative messages for your machine.

*You've been asked to leave the library because you were talking too loud.

*You've ever done a load of clothes (or dishes) in the bathtub.

*You can't afford to buy a used CD at Hastings.

*You've gone to Shoney's for cheesecake after a club function.

*You've ever had less than $0.99 in your checking account.

*You've ever referred to anyone as "That person who sits in front of me in Bible (or Chapel.)"

*You've ever worried about how many chapel skips you have.

*You plan your sleep patterns around chapel skips.

*A true sign of loyalty is sitting in your friend's chapel seat while they finish up a term paper.

*You've "participated" in a movie.

*You watched (or participated in) a group getting on stage and acting like they were part of the Tornado during "Twister."

*You've ever gotten angry at a character in a movie for botching up their chances at an engagement (dag nab it, we take those seriously here) and/or made commentary (rude or otherwise) because of it.

*You refer to the "Passion Pit" as an actual geographical location.

*The highlight of your day is getting a phone bill, because, by George, its mail

*You check your mail at least 16 times a day.

*You sleep through the cafeteria's lunch hours on Saturday.

*The security people don't scare you.

*Your idea of breakfast is a pop-tart on the way to Chapel.

*The words "Function", "Hayride", "Beau", "Queeen:, "DCB", "Spring Sing", and "Chapel" are in your working vocabulary.

*You own a stuffed bison.

*You own a bison bell.

*You've accidentally walked out of the laundry-mat with someone else's underwear.

*You have ever referred to a place smaller than Mom's kitchen as "home."

*You have to take up a collection to buy a friend a $5 brithday present

*You consider "fudge" a very strong word.

*You wrote Christmas cards so you wouldn't have to study for finals.

*You've ever eaten meal express more than once a week

*You know the derogatory nicknames for every Christian U in American (i.e. David Liberal)

*You scream "Go, Fight, Win!" in your sleep and it sounds more like "Go, Fight, Wee-in!"

*You're a male and you find yourself at 2 AM at the AW Rootbeer Stand

*You're a female and find yourself at 2 AM in an escape-proof fortress

*You wear funny-looking numbered shirts every week on the same day of the week.

*You think someone's a rebel for wearing shorts before 4 PM.

*You've built and established friendships for a lifetime!! :)

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