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[Mirror Mirror by Brandy Carter]
Soon after the death of her fiance, a programmer discovers evidence of murder and pursues a dangerous mystery attached to a computer game she co-created.
Mystery/Murder/Espionage/Romance. This fast-paced tale carries real fleshed-out characters, a touch of wit, a pinch of passion, and the right degree of suspense-filled action. An excellent debute novel! Available at Amazon.com **the key to getting around Amazon.com's new LOUSY search engine is to plug in the ISBN values for a book you know or to resource the "WEB" alternative on the search engine--which uses Google***, Borders, and Barnes and Nobles. Soon available to other online booksellers. For books like these, you can also resource your local bookseller...Just remember to write down the ISBN number. It makes it easier. There are more than one "Mirror, Mirror" titles. This one is the best, BRANDY CARTER. Mystery with laughs, love 'em.


AND SOME JOKES

Why ask Why Jokes



Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Why do we say something is out of whack?  What is a whack?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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"A cheerful heart is good medicine..."_--(Prov 17:22a) Live, laugh, love and then repeat.
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COMICAL SAYINGS:

All generalizations are false, including this one.

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. - Irene Peter

Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain. And most do.

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. - Pardo

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.

As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West

Bigamy : one husband too many. Monogamy : same thing condition.

Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18. - Albert Einstein


Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

Constant change is here to stay.

Dain bramaged.

Demons are a Ghoul's best Friend.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Do witches run spell checkers?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Doesn't being open-minded means your brains will fall out?

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Don't take Life seriously, it isn't permanent.

No matter what you do in Life, you won't get out alive.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

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Dyslexics of the world, untie!

Efficiency takes time!

Ultimate Frugality is something nobody can afford.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

Exceptions always outnumber rules.

Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Olivier

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Floggings will continue until morale improves.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.


Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Friendship is one soul in two bodies.


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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.

Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sucks.

Grow your own dope... plant a man.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!

Gun control is being able to hit your target!

He who hesitates is probably right.



[ Recommended reads, book: by Iris Johansen:] The Ugly Duckling--terrific!],[The Killing Game--same author],[Janet Evanovich---murder with a lot of humor: based on a retired lingerie saleswoman turned Bounty Hunter/ great fun and hilarious and addictive! ],[One for the Money--Janet Evanovich, first book in the numerical series],[Three to Get Deadly],[Two For the Dough],and Ann Mary Tempesta: [Damsel In the Rough--bizarre, hilarious, adventuress, unique! If Xena had to deal with a New Yorker...],[by Amanda Quick/ Jayne Castle--Jayne Anne Krentz The Paid Companion],[Mystique],and by Sandra West Powell---murder mystery, female P.I, Native American, Montana--great stories: [By Evil Means]


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