An unhealthy trend among some is the fanatical attempt to calculate the 'number of the beast'. I have put this page together so that those who indulge in such activities will 'give it a break' and have a laugh. Christianity is not all worry, beware and persecution as some who look to the end times with zealousness would want. Let's have some fun!.
Ok admit it, you've always wondered about that too good to be true purple dinosaur. You've watched the show a few times and there was nothing identifiably wrong with the show or Barney himself was there?. but I discerned something sinister running amok. Now I have proof!
Proof that Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is the Antichrist can be ascertained with a little numerical study of his name and description.
Given: Barney, a cute purple dinosaur.
Step 1: Extract the Roman numerals from the given.
(Remember since the Romans had no letter 'U', we must replace each instance of 'U' with a "V")
Initial conversion: BARNEY A CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Roman Numercial extraction: C V V L D I V
Step 2: Add them: 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666
Irrefutable proof! Christian Parents are advised to get all their kids Barney tapes and burn them!
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