Happy Gilmore

The only man to take his skate off and try to stab someone.


That's my puck! Don't you ever touch my puck
I've seen those fingerpaintings you bring home and they suck!
The price is wrong BITCH!
Oh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle
Go home! Are you too good for your home? Go home!
You jackass!
That wasn't very nice!
The fight between Happy and Bob Barker
Look at her she's old!
Yeah, I'll see you guys there...
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Step right out...outdrive the amazing golf ball whacker-guy.
Where were you on that one dipshit?
You're gonna die clown!
If I saw myself in that, I would have to kick my own ass
Happy learned how to putt!
I wanted to but I just couldn't get the ball in the hole..