DEJECTION 'BOUT THE 'LECTION!!!
?!?!?!?!ELECTION DEJECTION?!?!?!?!
OK here we are folks, COMING DOWN THE STRETCH
we have two men who will vie for that most coveted office, THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!!!! Why oh why would any one want this job? The
pay and the office hours suck, but I guess when you can't do anything else,
such as Bill Clinton and Bob Dole, then you got no where to go!!! One is
a draft dodger and the other wish that he could of. But oh well what is
a man to do? Make fun of the WHOLE THING!!!!!! Well Like I said here is
some on key and off key things that I have seen here on the net and I hope
you enjoy them.
PJ
O'ROURKE- Funny man of the world and who has seen it all puts his spin
on things as the election comes up!! He is a master of political wit and
was crowned FUNNIEST WRITER IN AMERICAN by the Washington Post. Go read
some of his off beat political humor.
There are many more that I have found but I don't
have to time nor the space to list them all!!! So go explore here on Yahoo!-
The search is already done all you have to do is look.
Time-
Time, something that I know that I certainly have not enough of, so what
is a person to do? Read it huh? Besides who wants pay a few bucks when
it is all here on the net? Plus you can respond faster and tell the fools
what idiots they are.
CNN- Ted
Turner, possible kingmaker? No, but he does have one of the most powerful
news agencies in the world on his side, well cause he owns it. Hmm the
best scud missile tracking system basic cable can buy, you be the judge!
Republicans and Democrats
What is it all about?
These are the two oldest parties, excluding the
masons, in America. Both have a better way to change the great country
we live in, but yet they both seem to be saying the same things and they
differ very slightly on where to go as far as social and political issues,
i.e. abortion, Medicare and Medicaid. It is the same when you are out with
a picky person, i.e. women about colors, and they say that it is not green
but it is a emerald green! Yes oh yes it is a bunch of BULL SH*T!
Being that I am myself a registered republican,
I see my self as a libertarian republican who thinks that smoking pot is
OK as long as you are honest about it BILL!!!! But again it is not me that
you are voting for now is it?? So allow them each their fare share here
you go Democrats and Republicans.
WILLIAM JEFFERSON
CLINTON- The only two things that the president and I have in common
is that we both have the same first name and that we were both born in
the South, if you can call Miami the South.
ROBERT "BADASS"
DOLE- So I don't know the man's middle name, I hear he lost it in the
war, but anyway, here is a little Dole for you and I am sorry no virtual
pineapples.
Now I looked and looked and here
are a few links that I found weird and worthy enough for this page!!!
Republicans
for Clinton??? Hmm sounds like the same people that are Chicago Bull's
fans.
People who think Clinton is all
right- I guess if you think that big government, sleeping around and
draft dodging is you thing then GO FOR IT!!!!
People who think that Republicans
are OK- Hmmm I think that speaks for it self! These people are from
VERMONT!!! Go figure bunch of Yup heads up there, GEEEEESHHHEEEEEE!!
That is all I got for now and I promise that there will be more and
more and more!!! But I am looking for a white water site that I thought
was pretty interesting. I saw it did not get the address.
SUGGESTED READING:
PJ O'ROURKE- Parliament of Whores, Holidays in Hell, Modern Manners,
All the Trouble in the World- THIS MAN IS FUNNY
James Carvell- We're right and they're wrong: A guide to being progressive.
He is the RaGin Cajun!!! Watch out Justin Wilson!
Anonymous(JOE KLEIN)- Primary Colors. The not so candid look at Clinton's, opps
I meant Stanton's run at the White House. Ol Joe Is making a fuss and to think George Polycropolis had him pegged all along!
Salmund Rushtie- Satanic Verses???? Where did that come from?
Rush Limbagh- I Told You So and The Way Things Ought To Be. Libreals
run when they see him coming! Literarly
Al Franken- Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot. Are fat jokes Funny when
some trys to write a funny book. Franken is a Twit!
Howard Stern- Miss America and Private Parts- The only reason I got
these here is cause he got Pitaki and Whittman elected in New York and
New Jersey! Where are the lesbians strippers??!!!??! PRIVATE PARTS THE MOVIE!!
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