Q: What did Cinderella say at the 1 Hour Photo Shop?
A: Someday my prints will come.
Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
Q: What do you find in the middle of no-where?
A: The letter H
Q: What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens weren't invented yet. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Because the chicken was on break! Helen: I changed my mind. Ellen: Good! Does the new one work any better? Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: Because it didn't have any guts. Q: What's red and white and has 16 wheels? A: A sunburned zebra on rollerskates! Q: Why couldn't the flowers ride it's bicycle? A: It lost it's petals. Q: What do you call a dog that is full of ticks? A: A watch dog. Q: What did one math book say to another? A: I have so many problems! Q: What do butterflies sleep on? A: Cater-pillows Q: Why did the gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chickens foot. Q: What did the invisible man look like? A: Like nothing you ever saw. Q: What flower grows on your face? A: Tulips (two lips) Q: What do you get when you walk through a field of four-leaf clovers and poison ivy? A: A rash of good luck!
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