Q: What did Cinderella say at the 1 Hour Photo Shop?
A: Someday my prints will come.

Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: Board

Q: What do you find in the middle of no-where?
A: The letter H

Q: What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Q:  Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:  Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q:  Why did the turkey cross the road?
A:  Because the chicken was on break!

Helen:  I changed my mind.
Ellen:    Good!  Does the new one work any better?

Q:  Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A:  Because it didn't have any guts.

Q:  What's red and white and has 16 wheels?
A:  A sunburned zebra on rollerskates!

Q:  Why couldn't the flowers ride it's bicycle?
A:  It lost it's petals.

Q:  What do you call a dog that is full of ticks?
A:  A watch dog.

Q:  What did one math book say to another?
A:  I have so many problems!

Q:  What do butterflies sleep on?
A:  Cater-pillows

Q:  Why did the gum cross the road?
A:  Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q:  What did the invisible man look like?
A:  Like nothing you ever saw.

Q:  What flower grows on your face?
A:  Tulips  (two lips)

Q:  What do you get when you walk through a field 
      of four-leaf clovers and poison ivy?
A:  A rash of good luck! 

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