If a cat isn't here, where is she?
Who does a cat call when he is being sued?
What was the student cat's favorite class?
What does a female cat carry her money in?
"How many claws could a claw clipper clip
If a claw clipper could clip claws?
If a cat cant be caught for its claws to be clipped,
Then a claw clipper cant clip claws."
And here's one tongue twister I made up!
"Six sassy snazzy saps."
Okay, I know it doesn't make sense and has nothing do with cats, but try saying that five times fast! :-)