All unattended children will be sold as slaves.
Any children left unattended.....
will be sold to the circus !
As soon as the rush is over...
I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.
Browsers Welcome...Buyers Adored !!
Free ride in a police car....if you shoplift from this store.
Free ride in cop car if caught stealing from this store !!
If you need a penny, take one.
If you need two pennies, take two.
If you need three pennies, get a job.
In God we Trust...All others pay cash.
Make me an offer....I can't refuse.
Never underestimate the lack of taste of the buying public.
Our credit manager is Helle N. Waite.
If you need credit, go to Helle N. Waite.
Price depends on the customers attitude...!!
There's no place like this place
near this place
So this must be the place!
Uncontrolled children will be sold as slaves.
We break...we cry.
You break...you buy.
We now cash personal checks.
Twenty dollar limit
with six forms of ID
and a $50 cash deposit.
Your husband called,
he said to spend as much as you want.
(seen in a craft boutique shop)
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Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~