The Page That Turns You into a Cabbage

Power to the Cabbages

How many times have you stared mournfully into the coleslaw and thought "Gee, I wish I was a cabbage."

Well, now you can be! Activate the CABBAGE CONVERTER and you will instantly transform into a cabbage!

But that's not all! You can choose from becoming an ordinary cabbage, a purple cabbage, a Chinese cabbage, a cauliflower or even a brussels sprout!

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THE CABBAGE CONVERTER

Turn into a Cabbage

Turn into a Purple Cabbage

Turn into a Chinese Cabbage

Turn into a Brussels Sprout

Turn into a Cauliflower


Cabbage Anti-Converter

Portable Cabbage Converter

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[Turn into a Cabbage FAQ] . . . . [The Giant Slug Brigade] . . . . [The Cabbage Anthem]
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Lotsa people have been transformed into cabbages already!
Start your new life today!


Comments? Questions? Write to Habbage.
DISCLAIMER: Turning into a cabbage is not an actual physical change. For more information, please read the disclaimer.
Last updated 6th November 2007.

MADE IN NEW ZEALAND

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