"The reorganization of apple is like rearranging the tables on the Titanic." ~source unknown
"Oh, you're a poetry major - maybe you can help me straighten out my
Longfellow...." ~Rodney Dangerfield, Back to School
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people who ask questions." ~ Anonymous
"The real world is just a special case of the theoretical." ~ All of my physics profs
"We are merely spiritual beings having a physical experience." ~ Jerry Buckanaga American Indian Professor University of Minnesota
"There is no joy in having nothing to do.
Joy comes from having a lot to do, and not doing it." ~ Anonymous (I wish I could take credit for it!)
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
~ Any engineering student, or anyone else breathing
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my Disc? ~ Anonymous Liberal Arts Major (see last weeks quote)
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to
catch up. ~ Anonymous
I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed... ~ Anonymous
"Timing chain must have jumped." (This is tied for one of
the stupidest things I hear while working on cars. The
other is, "I think the computer's bad."
"Where would this country be without this great land of
ours?" ~ Ronald Reagan
"Snakes don't wear vests because vests don't have sleeves."
~ Steven Wright