From My Couch...

FOOD CITY 500

Bristol, Tn, April 11th, 1999

(By Les Smirle, for Mr NASCAR)


(MY COUCH - OSHAWA, ONT - April 11, 1999)
"Like racin' in a teacup" - Darrell Waltrip
If you'll remember, the last couple weeks have seen a few of the name drivers take pretty good jolts, including Skinner, Bobby Labonte, Spencer, and Gordon. Shoulder injuries, and broken scapulas (scapulae?) seem to be the injury of choice in '99! Well, the "Walking Wounded" got a couple weeks for recuperation, and then found themselves girding up for the gruelling Bristol track, which DW says is "like racing in a teacup". Only Spencer felt the need to have a standby, that worthy being Randy Lajoie.

Qualifyin' was apparently pretty intense, and when all the dust had cleared, short-trackmiester Rusty Wallace was on the pole, with budding short-trackmiester Jeff Gordon in second place. The top 36 places were separated by 1/4 of a second! Tight - real tight!!

Followin' Wallace and Gordon, making up the Top Twelve were Bobby Labonte, Tony Stewart, Rudd, Kenny Wallace, Hamilton, Martin, Craven - with Hollywood Video still along for the ride, Irwin, Pressley, and Darrell Waltrip(!) - way to go DW!!

Dale loses the primary car
on Saturday...
Other notables in qualifying included Jarrett in 16th, Jeff Burton in 31st, and Earnhardt in 34th. DEsr made his task even more complicated by stuffin' his primary car during Saturday's "Happy Hour", and had to go to a back-up at the tail of the pack - 43rd. Those who were not able to make the cut this week were Cope - havin' an abysmal start to '99, Stanton Barrett - tryin' to get Junie's car in the field, Carl Long, and Rich Bickle.

Once again, overnight and early morning rains washed down the track, and the start was delayed. I don't really know how long, as we didn't pick up the race via TSN up here in Canada until about 3:45, after the wrap-up of the Brazilian GP. (That race, by the way, was stupefyingly dull, as are most F1's these days... 9 of 21 starters straggled home - ho hum...)

Rusty 'n Jeffie lead 'em off..
Anyhoo, at the drop of the green, Rusty quickly led 'em off, with Gordon, Bobby L., Stewart, and Rudd breakin' out in single file in a couple laps. Poor Kenny Wallace got caught high and within a couple laps had fallen back, until someone took pity and let him in. High was NOT the place to be - never is - at Bristol!

Kenny blows an oil line......
and Ernie crinkles the M&M's
wrapper - again...
We ran until lap 10, when a cloud erupted from under Irwin's Texaco Taurus. Turned out to be a mist of Texaco oil, as a line was blown. The understandably antsy field checked up, and in the confusion, Ernie Irvan ran up into someone, and looped the M&M's machine, slidin' down into the wall, tearin' up the nosecone pretty good. Poor Ernie, another case of wrong place, wrong time...

This brought out the first yellow on lap 11. Being this early, no one near the front pitted, and the green flew again on lap 17, with Rusty still out front, followed by Gordon, Bobby Labonte, and Stewart. Darrell Waltrip began to fade badly around this time. By lap 33, Wallace was into lapped traffic, and DW was one of 'em. havin' fallen to 41st place.

Top twelve running order on lap forty was Rusty Wallace, Gordon, Bobby Labonte, Stewart, Martin, Rudd, Craven, Kenny Wallace, Musgrave, Petty - on a GOOD run, Jarrett, and Brett Bodine. Rusty was pickin' off lead lap stragglers, and by lap 55, there were 32 left on the lead lap with him.

The laps roll by purty quicklike at Bristol under long green runs... over the next 40 laps we watched Rusty continue to lead, with Kyle Petty putting on an impressive show, movin' up to fourth by lap 90, and Gordon fallin' to sixth. Traffic was very dense, with the leaders pickin' their way thru and lappin' cars runnin' side-by-side for position.

Ricky's dented Tide Machine...
It all hung together until lap 107,when the caution flew for an incident involving Rudd and Trickle. Rudd had moved up the track to get by Bodine, not realizing Trickle had stuck the 91 car's nose beside his right rear quarter. Dick being Dick, he didn't back off, and Rudd caught him on the left front with the right rear, and spun into the wall. Rudd was less than impressed, when interviewed while his Tidemobile was bein' straightened!!

All the leaders hit the pits for tires, gas, and finetuning. Wallace was first out, followed by Bobby Labonte, Martin and Stewart. Rusty led 'em off on the green flag on lap 115, and by lap 120, he was about 20 carlengths out on second-place Labonte, who had the ten-pack of Martin, Stewart, Gordon, Petty, Spencer, Craven, Musgrave, Kenny Wallace, Shrader, and Pressley after him. Jeff Burton was an impressive 13th, havin' moved thru the field from his 31st starting place. Dale Earnhardt had made equally impressive gains, having moved from 34th to 15th!

Tony gets by Rusty
We now went into another long green run, during which Ricky Craven had his car fade, falling out of the leaders, and ultimately needing to pit with mechanical ills, that were never clearly defined. Jarrett moved forward impressively, being up to seventh by lap 192. Around lap 190, Stewart had passed Bobby Labonte for second, and on lap 196, he took the lead from Rusty, the first time the Miller Machine had been headed.

An interesting run was bein' put in by fifteenth-place Steve Park, who had been hanging desperately onto the end of the lead lap, a few carlengths in front of Wallace, and then Stewart. He was a definite factor in keeping the leaders closed up, as he was just barely fast enough to stay in front of the leaders, meantime overtaking others, who would then get put down a lap. Finally, around lap 245, he could no longer hold off the charging Stewart, and went down a lap.

Imagine Park's frustration, when five laps later, a wreck brought out caution three, after Pressley looped the Jasper Taurus and collected Bobby's nose, damaging his front suspension. Come to think of it, imagine Mr. Labonte's frustration!

At this point, the cable feed went wonky, and I missed about 10-15 minutes - guess the TSN crew was on coffee break! We rejoined around lap 277, with running order on lead lap of Wallace, Stewart, Gordon, Martin, Musgrave, Andretti, Petty - both PE cars havin' a good day, Jarrett, Skinner, Ward Burton, Jeff Burton, Earnhardt and Mike Waltrip. Thirteen cars on the lead lap.

Nadeau spun, one of several
incidents he was in...
The fourth yellow was precipitated when Jerry Nadeau spun the Cartoon Network Taurus, right in front of leaders Wallace and Stewart, who went low and high respectively to dodge him. Jerry was a factor in several incidents this day...

All the lead lap cars came in, and, with the exception, it appeared, of Ward Burton, took fuel and four tires. Ward took two rightside only, and came out in the lead, no mean feat, as he was pitted on the backstretch!

Thus, when the green came out on lap 303, Ward led off the field, pursued by Wallace, Stewart, Gordon and Jeff Burton (two tires also??). Poor Bobby Labonte had been forced behind the wall for front suspension repairs, ending any slight hope he'd had of salvaging anything out of the day...

Buckshot's damaged racer...
Wallace made short work of Ward Burton, retaking first within three laps. The fifth caution came on lap 306, when Buckshot Jones drifted up the track, got tapped by Benson, and spun into the wall. As Benny said: "cautions breed cautions..."

The green flew again on lap 316, with Rusty leading Stewart, Gordon, Ward Burton, Jeff Burton, and Jarrett into turn one. By lap 322, Martin was looking strong, having moved up to fifth. Thus running order of the fourteen lead lap cars was Wallace, Stewart, Gordon, Ward Burton, Martin, Jeff Burton, Jarrett, Musgrave, Andretti, Earnhardt, Skinner, Mike Waltrip, Petty, and Irwin. Things were pretty quiet, for Bristol, with the leadrs gradually pulling away, and closing in on the lead lap tailenders, so we went to commercial.

Jeff gets a nosejob...
We came back from commercials around lap 343 to the sight of Gordon's car, all caved in on the front, and tens of thousands of cheering fans... caution number six. Both Gordon and Stewart had gotten caught up in yet another "Nadeau moment". Jerry, who was down several laps, and just in front of the lead pack, cut 'er jest a might fine goin' by the slower Interstate machine of Bobby Labonte, who'd returned to gather laps. Nadeau's left rear clipped the remains of the 18 car's nose, sending Nadeau into a spin. In the melee, Craven ran into Stewart, spinning him, and Pressley checked up, and was hit hard by the faster Gordon. David Green, in the Kodiak Ice car, also got caught up in the mess... Wallace was able to get thru unscathed, keeping the lead.

Everyone hit the pits, for gas, and tires, and racertape. Gordon's crew did a credible job of makin' an ugly wreck even uglier, as they applied an acre of racertape and a couple yards of bungee cord to the nose to keep the hood down. This was done with minimal loss of track position, and Jeff was able to stay on the lead lap.

An apparition on Tony's bumper!
On the green on lap 351, Wallace led Martin over the line, with the rest of the lead lappers, composed of Irwin, Jarrett, Musgrave, Ward Burton, Earnhardt, Jeff Burton, Petty, Andretti, Skinner, Mike Waltrip, Stewart, Gordon and Schrader, in hot pursuit. Over the next few laps, we saw Irwin get caught high, and fade back to around about eighth, while Stewart and Gordon took a couple spots and began to bring their wounded steeds to the front once again.

By lap 377, Wallace had a 2 second lead on the field. The next lap saw Stewart get around Skinner, followed two laps later by Gordon. Meantime, Jeff Burton and Earnhardt passed Musgrave, so top twelve running order on lap 385 was Wallace, Martin, Jarrett, Ward Burton, Jeff Burton, Earnhardt, Musgrave, Petty, Andretti, Irwin, Stewart, and Gordon, with Skinner in 13th, and Mike Waltrip in 14th rounding out the lead lap.

On lap 389, Stewart's day became further unravelled. Gordon passed him, and Skinner followed. During the pass, Skinner and Stewart made contact, and poor Tony had a tire go down, due to damage in the hit from Skinner. This meant a stop in the pits for new rubber, and the loss of at least two laps, compounded by a speeding penalty. He ended up back around 22nd, once things had cleared up.

The leaders once again got into traffic, and the order shuffled behind the front three, so by lap 401, Wallace, Martin and Jarrett were still the lead trio, now followed by Jeff Burton, Musgrave, Ward Burton, Petty, Earnhardt, Andretti, Gordon, Irwin, Skinner and Mike Waltrip on the lead lap. On lap 411, Jarrett took second from Martin, and began to laboriously reel Wallace in, as he was slowed trying to lap Irwin and Skinner, havin' previously disposed of Waltrip. Rusty finally got clear, and there were ten on the lead lap on lap 425, with Gordon the tail-ender.

Over the next forty laps, this order largely held, with the leaders stringing out around the track. Wallace rebuilt his 2 second lead over Jarrett, and Jeff Burton got by Martin for third place. Ward Burton began to fade, and by lap 464, had dropped to tenth place, final spot on the lead lap.

Jest a leettle tap from Kenny...
We broke for commercials, and, as usual, came back to a yellow-flag situation. The seventh caution was caused around lap 370,when the lapped car of Kenny Schrader got into the back of Steve Park's lapped machine, sending him up the track in a lazy loop. He didn't hit anything, but the yellow came out.

This sent all the leaders into the pits. Routine stops all around, except for Jarrett, whose front tire changer had problems, and the stop ran an interminable 24 seconds. Fortunately for Dale, the lead trio had enough of a lead going in that it only cost him one spot, to third, behind Wallace and Martin on the restart on lap 483 - seventeen to go. Behind this trio, Andretti was fourth, then Jeff Burton, Musgrave, Gordon, Petty, Ward Burton and Earnhardt rounded out the lead lap. Irwin and Mike Waltrip were 11th and 12th respectively, a lap down.

Within a couple laps, Wallace and Martin were well out front, in what had the potential to be a dogfight to the chequered flag, as Martin was all over Rusty's rear bumper. On lap 488, Gordon manhandled his "testimony to duct tape" around Musgrave, settling in to a well-earned sixth.

It must have been reassuring for Wallace to have the gentlemanly Mr. Martin climbin' all over his rear bumper, rather than certain other drivers who coulda been there. This is a short track, after all, and "bump 'n run" has become fair game on short tracks. But that's not Mark's style, and after making a couple strong passing attempts, he sat on Rusty's rear, looking for a chance, but not willing to create that chance with his nose. (By the same token, it would be hard to envision anyone but the most crass of competitors doin' a "bump 'n run" on Mark, if the situation were reversed. Would Rusty? The Jeff's?? Don't think so... Earnhardt?... dunno...)

A happy Rusty in the
Winners' Circle!
With two to go, Mark made one last effort, but lost traction, and had to be content to follow the victorious Miller Machine over the finish line. Jarrett came in third, followed by Andretti, Burton, Gordon, Musgrave, Petty, Ward Burton, and Earnhardt on the lead lap.

All in all a good race, a little cleaner than we're used to on the short tracks. Stewart continues to impress mightily, Rusty confirmed his prowess on the bullrings, and Gordon, after some bad luck, showed determination in rasslin' his busted racer to a sixth place. Good runs for Petty and Andretti, and Musgrave gave the 75 car one of its best outings in a few years. Jeff Burton and Earnhardt were impressive gettin' thru the field, to make the top ten.

So, the Penske stable joins the Hendrick and Roush stables as winners in '99. Jeff Burton managed to hang onto the Points lead, by 52 over Dale Jarrett. Bobby Labonte is now third, with Martin in fourth, and Gordon hangin' in in fifth.

Next week, we're off to Martinsville, a short track with no banking and tight corners at each end. Downforce, you say??

See y'all there... From My Couch!!


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