'45 Double Malt
Extra Old Stock
Olde English 800 Draft
English Ice 800
Upper Canada Rebellion
Kool-Aide flavored malt liquors
Olde English 800 Special Reserve
St. Ides Special Brew
Parody malt liquors
A. M. Ale
Yes, you have stumbled into
the back alley of Geocities Napa Valley, Spicoli's Liquor Store. You won't
find any recommendations for fine wines here, except for perhaps a few
of the screw-cap variety. This page is dedicated to those of us who enjoy
sucking back a couple of 40's of that potent amber liquid known as malt
Here at Spicoli's Liquor Store
we hope to stock every known brand of malt liquor available. Open up our
well stocked beer case and breathe in some of that cold, stale cigarette,
B.O., and spilled beer sented air and grab a 40 or two for yourself.
Of course from the time the bottle is filled at the
brewery to the time it is being tossed in the gutter, some funny things
are going to happen which will inevitably become malt
liquor stories that, while many might not understand, are still worth
passing along from generation to generation.
In case you are wondering what
would make someone want to drink down somthing that looks, tastes, and
even costs as little as gasoline, you obviously have never experienced
the debilitating effects of a malt liquor buzz.
Only one of us remember this picture being taken.
And of course you've got to figure out what to do
with all these bottles.
Oh yeah, don't forget to check out the credits
page to see who you can blame for this site.
|By the way, you are the th person to visit this site since February, 1997, although God only knows why. What isn't surprising, however, is that it took less than a year for
my site to be recognized as one of the worst on the web. Yup, on December
29th, ZDNet and Yahoos' "Y-Life:
Yippee/ Ya-Hooey." gave me the big thumbs down.
( . . . down with the 'ewww') Malt Liquor . . . Works Every Time
you are wondering what would make someone want to drink down something
that looks, tastes, and even costs as little as gasoline, you obviously
have never experienced the debilitating effects of a malt liquor buzz."
That's the attraction of Spicoli's Liquor Store. It aspires to be the best
place on the Web to learn about the many "pleasures" of guzzling phat 40s
of Colt 45 or Olde English. There are more than 35 reviews of various brands
of the swill, not that the distinctions are very subtle. As the wise young
men who created this site sagely say, "You drink the first half of a 40
so that you can drink the second half." Now that's a ringing endorsement.
I'm guessing that this is ©1997 ZDNet or something.
This site was created on a Macintosh and is best
viewed with Netscape version 3.0 or higher because Bill Gates could never
finish a 40, even with all the money in the world.
Oh yeah, one final thing, in case you haven't figured
it out already, Spicoli's is not a real liquor store, and this page is
here strictly for your entertainment. Actually, one more thing for the
small print; if you going to steal things (pictures, information, etc...)
off of this website for your own web page, please give me or my contributers
credit, as I have gone out of my way to do the same myself.
SPICOLI'S IS CLOSED!!!
I stopped maintaining this site after January 1998, but I will leave it up here for y'all to enjoy. Thanks for all the support!!
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