Philonski's SILVER SUN Page of Self-Indulgence

Previous question: What stuff is Part of Your Life?

Name: Mr Dozy
E-mail: richard.smart@iname.com
What stuff is Part of Your Life? Rhubarb

Name: martin hudson
E-mail: leaky_eye@yahoo.com
URL: f**k
What stuff is Part of Your Life? personally i like michael aspel and his amazingly colourful red book.

Name: Timone
E-mail: Timone@slincs.freeserve.co.uk
What stuff is Part of Your Life? PT Training, driving arround the fen in my car and sexual frustration.

Name: BasementJase
What stuff is Part of Your Life? These days, pureed baby food

Name: Misery Guts
E-mail: miseryguts36@hotmail.com
What stuff is Part of Your Life? Powerpop

Name: Pete
E-mail: gushunnybun@hotmail.com
URL: http://dreamwater.com/puddles/index.html
What stuff is Part of Your Life? Hmm. My mates, (esp. Leanne), parties, beer, going out, hanging out, Silver Sun, the internet (a bit) and finally, the Thundercats!!!

Name: Paul
What stuff is Part of Your Life? Beer Merchandise.

Name: Dabn. Yes, I meant to write Dabn, not Dan.
E-mail: wndkqfibasEBWG i'VE PUT THE BASTARD THING ON CAPS LOCK NOW.
What stuff is Part of Your Life? This is the strange and depressing truth: X-rays, fetishism, feminism, Freud, quantum physics, and my new computer which I can make make funny noises.

Name: Scott Spaz
E-mail: TieBomb@aol.com
What stuff is Part of Your Life? I don't regret the things I have done, I regret the things I have not

Name: Badger
E-mail: badger@sett.de
URL: www.badgerweb.net
What stuff is Part of Your Life? Mong. Lot's, and lot's, and lot's of MONG. Different colours, sizes, flavours, font faces but all of it MONG.

Name: Philonski
What stuff is Part of Your Life? Approaching the end of the moving walkway and pushing my trolley over the ramp, Germans, cheesecake, thinking about the smiling faces I'd like to be bound to fly into dreamspace with, running out of PG Tips and talking slowly.

Name: Tha Buzz
E-mail: buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk
URL: http://www.ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk
What stuff is Part of Your Life? Assorted stationery (esp. notepads and biros - or preferably those nice pens that are a cross between grown-ups' pens and felt-tips) making sandwiches with vegetable chilli burgers talking excitedly at great speed about chaos theory, affirmations and the double-slit experiment a one-man campaign to convert the snooty underbelly of British music fandom to the joys of Will Smith.. and the energy drink Indigo reading 'NME' writing irate letters to 'NME' receiving smart-arse but nevertheless stupid replies to irate letters written to 'NME' (grr!) the word 'grr!' erm... raindrops on roses and, uh... cheese-coloured mittens... brown paper packages tied up with kittens... um...

Name: david
E-mail: kheong_ho@hotmail.com
What stuff is Part of Your Life? toilet papper

Name: David
E-mail: kheong_ho@usa.net
What stuff is Part of Your Life? foods

Previous question: What special powers do you have?

Name: stephen
E-mail: stephenmatthew@hotmail.com
What Special Powers do you have? sausages and wibble

Name: Ollie
E-mail: ollie@birtill.freeserve.co.uk
URL: http://bounce.to/thesnaffles
What Special Powers do you have? Special Powers? Gah! Chance would be a fine thing - it's not my fault - it's all hereditary. You see, my mother wears brown. And her hair's flattened right down - so what chance have I got. Christ! I even had to get my brother to do the door for me. Humph.

Name: Pete
E-mail: gushunnybun@hotmail.com
URL: www.dreamwater.com/puddles/index.html
What Special Powers do you have? I'm 2 foot tall and mad as hell! There's problems in your bedroom - if I were big I'd be mad as hell. If you click your fingers I'll start jumping from the fire. Will they ever get wise to what went on? My magic no longer cuts the mustard.

Name: The Lieutenant
E-mail: lt.hollers@technologist.com
What Special Powers do you have? None - but I've seen you melt cheese with your smile, bend spoons with your thighs and burn holes with your eyes...

Name: Natalia
E-mail: silversnail1@yahoo.com
What Special Powers do you have? My special powers are useless when I hit the showers, me and my friends......

Name: The Ultrafoetus
E-mail: buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk
URL: http://www.ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk
What Special Powers do you have? The power of Light.

Name: Anon
E-mail: anon anon and Ariston
What Special Powers do you have? Tsk. Mere Mortals.

Name: Finch
E-mail: lizzy@aye.net
What Special Powers do you have? I have every super power imaginable to a puny human's mind. You name it , I got it , such as the power to suddenly transform everything that was every and will ever be mauve into things that are a kind of pinkish purple. Also I own a global company that e
Philonski: a global company that e what?! Sounds like we need to know, if things are going to start going pink all over the place. Terrifying.

Name: THE MOON ALMOST
What Special Powers do you have? MISERY

Previous question: If you say something, how do you know that I'll remember it?

Name: Lucy
E-mail: zebra@beer.com
If you say something, how do you know that I'll remember it? because if you didn't i'd know that i am without a friend in the world and i would have to throw myself off a bridge and then you'd be sorry. and also because i'm so terribly hilarious and i know people who know people who KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. ok?

Name: Tha Buzz
E-mail: buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk
If you say something, how do you know that I'll remember it? In a word or 2, it's u I wanna do. No, notcha body, yo mind, u fool. Come here, baby. Yeah. U sexy motherfucker. We're all alone in a villa on the Riviera - that's in France, on the south-side, in case u cared. Out of all yo friends I wanna be the closest. That's why I tell u things, so u'll be the mostest. When it comes 2 life, 2 be this man's wife, u got 2 be well-educated on the subject of fights I mean prevention of. In other words, it's R.E.A.L meaning of this thing called love. Are u up on this? If so, then u can get up off a hug and a kiss. Come here, baby. Yeah. U sexy motherfucker. Come here, baby. Yeah. U sexy motherfucker. We need 2 talk about things. Tell me whatcha do. Tell me whatcha eat. I may cook 4 u. See, it really don't matter, 'cuz it's all about me and u. Ain't no-one else around. I'm even with the blindfold, gagged and bound. I don't mind. See, this ain't about sex. It's all about love being in charge of this life and the next. Why al the cosmic! talk? I just want u smarter than I'll ever be when we take that walk. Come here, baby. Yeah. U sexy motherfucker. Come here, baby. Yeah. U sexy motherfucker.

Name: Philonski
E-mail: Philonski@hotmail.com
URL: www.tenuous-SILVERSUN-links.com
If you say something, how do you know that I'll remember it? You've got another think coming if you think it's easy, just remember...

Name: Ethan
E-mail: SaM SpAm 69@aol.com
If you say something, how do you know that I'll remember it? you wont.

Name: Natalia
E-mail: silversnail1@yahoo.com
URL: ?
If you say something, how do you know that I'll remember it? Because your brain contains something that corroded all the matter into tiny particles and makes it like a computer chip of wisdom gliding in the sea of your own foul blood and memory loss means nothing as you forget whatever was done not said and your own wittering are listed as the greatest works of all time and space. ok, in short, Cause your daddy works on a life boat.

Name: Matthew Baker
URL: http://www.placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk
If you say something, how do you know that I'll remember it? I don't, 'cos you won't.
Thanks also to Matthew for the nice picture of Lovejoy he's sent in for this site...

Previous question: How do you do karate without the use of your legs?

Name: The Ultrafoetus
E-mail: buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk
URL: http://www.reocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/6372/home.html
How do you do karate without the use of your legs? Carry straight on, turn second left after the lights, first right, left, right, right, left, KILL THE LIGHTS, THROUGH THE TREES, up, down, left, left, then take the twenty-third left on your right. You can't miss it, it's a got a huge neon catsuit on. If you pass a house with a blue cat in the window you've gone too far.

Name: Paul
E-mail: P.J.Edwards@acoustics.salford.ac.uk
How do you do karate without the use of your legs? Badly.

Name: Gina
E-mail: miss_sparklegirl@hotmail.com
URL: Been trying to find mine for years....
How do you do karate without the use of your legs? Tell someone that Silver Sun are a poor man's Teenage Fanclub. That should provoke a reaction just as violent as starting on someone, and even with the use of my legs I have no idea how to do karate anyway..........

Previous question: What would you do for a fiver?

Name: Badger
E-mail: badger@sett.co.uk
What would you do for a fiver? Have my nose hairs plucked by a young Swedish woman.

Name: Badger
E-mail: badger@sett.co.uk
What would you do for a fiver? Give you five one-pound coins.

Name: Badger
E-mail: badger@sett.co.uk
What would you do for a fiver? Eat my own face.

Name: Badger
E-mail: badger@sett.co.uk
What would you do for a fiver? Eat somebody else's face.

Name: Badger
E-mail: badger@sett.co.uk
What would you do for a fiver? Face.

Name: Pablo Honey
E-mail: P.J.Edwards@acoustics.salford.ac.uk
What would you do for a fiver? Swapsies for a pack of top trumps, a finger of fudge, a Garfield car sticker, a lump of lard and Chris Tarrant. (And that IS my final answer).

Name: Lucy
E-mail: zebra@beer.com
What would you do for a fiver? Show me the money... show me the money!

Name: The Ultrafoetus
E-mail: buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk
URL: http://www.reocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/6372/home.html
What would you do for a fiver? I'd make it a cup of tea and, if it's very lucky, maybe a Mr. Kipling Country Slice. But ONLY if it's lucky!

Name: Caramel the Husky Bean
E-mail: dot.dot@atatdot.slash.com
URL: http://dotatdot.slash.com/slash/slashdot/dot
What would you do for a fiver? I'd paint my face grey, put a crown on and smile vaguely, while behind me someone invented the steam engine or gave a lecture or something and I'd put squiggly things all over, and weave a bit of shiny tape into the wallpaper, and get the governor of the Bank of England to sign the wall... I'd have to have me hair done nice, though.

Name: Pablo Honey
E-mail: PaulEdwdz@aol.com
What would you do for a fiver? Get it changed in penny pieces and irritate lots of shopkeepers.

Name: Philonski's favourite pair of pants
What would you do for a fiver? mmmmmmm... buy a " fated and shown to be ominous because P.E. couldn't get the ring on S.R.J.'s finger..." wedding present for Prince "I am gay but I have to get married because the British institution cannot cope with homosexuality" Edward and Sophie "Well, never mind, at least he's got a gorgeous nephew" Rhys-Jones

Name: Phil
E-mail: pgc22@hermes.cam.ac.uk
What would you do for a fiver? Well personally I'd hold a chicken in the air, put a deckchair up my nose, fly a jumbo jet and then bury all my clothes, I'd paint my left knee green and extract my wisdom teeth, form a string quartet and pretend my name was Keith. Or maybe I'd just buy a packet of fags.

Previous question: Imagine that this is the last day of your life... Where are you going to go now?

Name: Caramel the Friendly Dinosaur
E-mail: new_dinosaur@hotmail.com
URL: http://www.reocities.com/Paris/Rue/4974/
Where are you going to go now? Oh, dear... I suppose I'm going to go and have a lie down then...

Name: Lucy
E-mail: zebra@beer.com
URL: www.leeandherring.com
Where are you going to go now? go and see my bloke. die happy. great plan.

Name: Pablo Honey
E-mail: P.J.Edwards@acoustics.salford.ac.uk
Where are you going to go now? Disney Land. (Endorsement money if you please...)

Name: Philonksi
E-mail: Philonski@hotmail.com
Where are you going to go now? Well, personally, I shall be going to a world where children play in bright summer sunlight beneath ultramarine skies. A land where top models offer their services free. A place where stomach churning guitars are played at high volume through super-customised Marshall stacks and combined with feather light harmonies sung with feeling by boys who sound in their own way a lot like girls. Each song a three minute piece of power pop musical escapism which can only be descibed as a 'chocolate coated box of chocolate filled chocolates'. The fondant centre of each filled with four young men. Names and statistics are immaterial. Each has a character of their own, boyish charm, coy sexual abandon, manful aggression, or athletic virility, find out for yourself. Find your own favourite member. Sleep with them, and develop your own obsessive and dangerous personality disorder. It's all fun. Go on...

Name: Badger
E-mail: Badger@sett.co.uk
Where are you going to go now? The pub, so that at least when the Devil comes to get me he can buy me a pint first.

Previous question: What are your reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another?

Name: Philonski
E-mail: Philonski@hotmail.com
URL: www.reocities.com/Paris/Parc/1234
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: Well, clearly Silver Sun has a lot to do with this. Then there's things like, er, sleeping (that's nice) and, um, I quite like my, er, curtains... No, I really haven't put enough thought into this answer, have I? Perhaps I'll come back to it later.

Name: The Ultrafoetus
E-mail: buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk
URL: http://www.reocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/6372/home.html
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: 1, 2, 1, 2. Keep it on. Listen to the shit because we keep it till dawn. Listen to the abstract got it goin' on. Listen to the ladies, come on and let me spawn all your eggs then you go up the river. Listen to the abstract, that freaky nigger. Now, I'm Ad-Rock and I shock and I tick and I tock and I can't stop with the body-rock, see, I got heart like John Starks hittin' mad sparks. Pass me the mic and I'll be rockin' the whole park. It's the M to the C to the A and it's a must. The rhymes that we bust on the topic of lust. And my mom's not butt, but, fuck it, let me get down to the rhythm. Yes, I get funky and I shoot all my jism like John Bull, the X-rated nigger. Listen to the shit 'cos I am the ill figure. Nobody's gettin' any bigger than this. Will that do for self-indulgence?

Name: Blintz Pigdock
E-mail: mcn22@hermes.cam.ac.uk
URL: http://student-www.uchicago.edu/users/mcneyrin
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: Jeremy the camel sniffed the trumpet cautiously. It definitely smelled different than the kazoo Jeremy had eaten this morning. So he ate it. You see, Jeremy was no ordinary camel he wanted to assemble a world-class orchestra in his stomach. Apparently, someone had once told him that "world-class" meant "trumpet and kazoo" so well anyway the point is now whenever he digests something it those instruments are played and isn't that hilarious.
Click here for Blintz Pigdock's favourite sound.

Name: Phil
E-mail: pgc22@hermes.cam.ac.uk
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: The reason I'm living is that i haven't committed suicide yet because, although, as we know, life is essentially pointless, I might as well see it through in case something exciting happens (God knows what) and if nothing exciting happens, I might as well Might as well what?! -- Philonski

Name: ICQ
E-mail: icq@icqheaven.icq
URL: www.icq.paradise
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: I WANT ICQ!!!!!

Name: The Kooky One that No-one Fancies Cos She's Got Crap Hair
E-mail: new_dinosaur@hotmail.com
URL: http://www.reocities.com/Paris/Rue/4974
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. One two three four - GLO-STARS! GLO-STARS! GLO-STARS! GLO-STARS! Like you're so cool, like you're so cool, like you're so cool - HEY SUCKER! I see your point, I see your point, yeah, I see your point - but mine's better! Pow... Pow... Pow... Pow Pow Pow Pow! [Continuing the pointless lyric quoting theme] My reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another are: 1) This fucking keyboard has crap "a" and "n" keys, which is crap 2) GLO-STARS! GLO-STARS! GLO-STARS! GLO-STARS! 3) I am the voice inside your head, and I control you 4) I am the lover in your bed, and I control you 5) I am the sex that you denied, and I control you 6) I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you.

Name: Pablonski (the original)
E-mail: P.J.Edwards@acoustics.salford.ac.uk
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: Am I supposed to say Silver Sun here? (PS With reference to The Ultrafoetus' message: "I'm 6.7 on the Richter Scale").

Name: The Ultrafoetus
E-mail: buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk
URL: http://www.fightingchimps.com
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: Bicarbonate of soda and belched into his hand-Urp. "God damned captain's a brown artist-Uranus is right-What the fuck kind of a set is this-?? Not worth a fart-Where's the reverse switch?-Found it-Come in please-Urp Urp Urp." "Target Orgasm Ray Installations-Gothenburg Freelandt-Coordinates 8 2 7 6-Take Studio-Take Board Books-Take Death Dwarfs-" Supersonic sex pictures

Name: Badger
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: She's got golden skin.

Name: Murph
E-mail: g.murphy@lancaster.ac.uk
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: Well, at the moment it is quite amazing that I am still living since the amount of alcohol consumed last night was bordering on the unbelieveable. However, since I am still here, I am living in the hope that in a moment I might throw up or something, which might make me feel a bit better. As for reasons for shifting from one station to another, I think the fact that I am so embarrased about seeing anyone I spoke to or even encountered last night again, I think moving somewhere else would be generally the best thing for all concerned.

Name: Phil
E-mail: pgc22@hermes.cam.ac.uk
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: Sorry - the computer cut me off half way through. It was very annoying. What I meant was, I might as well live for the trivial things in life such as sex, drugs and Countdown.

Name: Lucy
E-mail: zebra@beer.com
Reasons to live, reasons to shift from one station to another: Clearly Philonski wants me to put Silver Sun, and clearly I'm not going to. The reason for living is to pass a stupid set of stupid exams, in order to be able to take another set of supid exams, in order to be able to sit another set of stupid exams... and so finally once you've passed enough exams you can't remember why it was you took them in the first place, and every ounce of ambition or interest has been drained out of you.

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