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Adding manpower to a late project is like getting nine women pregnant in hopes of obtaining a baby in one month.

If it's good, it will be discontinued.

When at first you don't succeed, find someone to blame it on.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Nature gives us relatives, thank goodness we can choose our freinds.

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

Contrary to popular opinion, sanity IS a disease.

You people who think you know everything are really annoying those of us who do Football players are living proof that brains don't come with a guarantee.

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the urge passes.

The thrill of victory, the stink of defeet.

Sometimes, it is better to keep your mouth shut and appear the fool, than to speak and prove yourself one.


After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.


A crisis is when you can't say 'let's forget the whole thing.'

Progress is our most important problem.

GATTUSO'S EXTENSION OF MURPHY'S LAW: Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

O'TOOLE'S LAW: Murphy was an optimist.


Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

I ask you, where is it written that any idiot who can press a few buttons can call himself a programmer?

Support your right to arm bears.

MURPHEY'S LAW: If anything can go wrong, it will.

HELLRUNG'S LAW: If you wait, it will go away.

SHAVELSON'S EXTENSION: ...having done it's damage.

GRELB'S ADDITION: If it was bad, it'll be back.

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