Hello everyone, my name is Ginger.
I am 11 years old and I live in Anderson, SC. Look at that second picture of me - I was so Red when I was a baby.

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    Ginger could look like this, but we don't make her!


    * I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
    * I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
    * I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.
    * I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
    * I will not chew crayons or pens, 'specially not the red ones so my people will think I am dying.
    * I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
    * I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her ear.
    * I will not throw up in the car.
    * I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
    * When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
    * I must shake the rainwater out of my fur *before* entering thehouse.
    * I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
    * The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
    * We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
    * I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
    * My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
    * I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
    * The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff