The Priest's Ass

A priest wanted to raise money for his church, and being told there was money in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse to enter in the races. However at the local auction, the horse-going prices were so steep that he ended up with a donkey instead. He figures since he bought it he might as well enter the donkey in the race, and to his surprise, the donkey came in third.

The next day the newspaper caried the headline, "Priest's Ass Shows." The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it again and this time it won. The papers read, "Priest's Ass Out In Front."

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in any more races. The paper read, "Bishop Scratches Priest's Ass." This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey.

The priest gave the donkey to a nun at the nearby convent and the papers read, "Nun Has Best Ass In Town." The bishop fainted. He informed the nun she would have to ged rid of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10. The paper stated, "Nun Peddles Ass For Ten Bucks."

They buried the bishop the next day.

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