Bill Clinton's Pig
President Clinton flies into Andrews Air Force Base. The color guard is present, as well as the commanding General. The General is standing at attention while President Clinton is descending the stairs. He notices that President Clinton has a pig tucked under his arm.
The General, not knowing quite what to say, simply blurts out, "Nice pig, Sir".
President Clinton responded by saying, "You bet it is. It's a corn fed, pure bred Razorback from Arkansas. I got it for Hillary".
Again the General was a bit tongue-tied, but without flinching responded, "Nice trade, Sir".
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