A MAN finds a bottle,rubs it and a bedraggled old genie popped out."Just 1 wish ,fellow"the genie admonishees
"I'm getting too old for this."
The man pauses,then announces:"I want to wake up next to 3 celebrities women."
Poof,and the guy's in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,Tonya harding and Hillary Clinton.
next thing he knows,his penis is missing,his knee is throbbing and he's got health care coverage!!
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