The compendium of technogeek jokes
- 1)Who was the first computer expert?
Eve,she had an Apple in one hand,and a WANG in the other.
- 2)What is the technogeek definition of virginity?
a big issue over a litle tissue.
- 3)What is a technogeek's favorite food?
Fiche and chips.
- 4)Why does a true female technogeek never have sex with Bill gates?
Technogeeks don't do windows.
- 5)How many technogeek programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None-It's a hardware problem.
or:NONE-We'll document in the manual
- 6)How many hardware technogeeks does it take to change a light bulb?
None-fix it in the software.
- 7)Why are technogeeks in the dark?
There's noone to change a lightbulb.
- 8)How many technogeeks does it take to seduce a girl?
Four.One to check out the software,one to manage the firmware,one who
has the hardware,and a lurker to monitor the connection.
- 9)What is the definition of a impotent technogeek?
One who can't get his floppy into the slot.
- 10)What does a technogeek have for breakfast?
Java and a toasted hard drive.
- 11)Knock Knock,who's there?UNIX,UNIX WHO?
Unix my posts,I nix yours.
- 12)Technogeek pick-up lines:
*Boy,you're as pretty as my Pentium
*You sure boot up my firmware
*Wanna come over to my house and run a few routines?
*I think that you are quite compatible on my hardware.
- 13)What part of the female anatomy does a technogeek like the most?
Breasts-they are binary.
- 14)Knock Knock,Who's there?ASCII.Ascii who?
Ascii no questions,and i'll tell no lies.
- 15)Why don't technogeeks ever stay in jail?
They have their own escape key.
- 16)How do you know if a technogeek has broken into your house?
Your computer is fixed,your homework is done,and your snacks are all gone.
- 17)What do you call a technogeek condom?
- 18)What do you call a burst technogeek condom?
General Protection Fault
- 19)What does a technogeek say when he gets his girlfriend pregnant?
General Protection error.
- 20)What is the Abortion Clinic called at Technogeek General Hospital?
- 21)What are the 3 food groups of Technogeeks?
Fast,Frozen and Fried.
- 22)What does a technogeek call a prostitute?
- 23)Who was the 1st technogeek?
Adam,when Eve gave him an APPLE.
- 24)Why was Lawrence of Arabia considered a technogeek?
He had a hard drive in the desert.
- 25)What does a technogeek do after a night of drinking?
- 26)When does a technogeek lose his virginity?
When he gets his 1st computer.
- 27)What do you call it when a technogeek meets his mate over the internet?
Love at first BYTE.
- 28)What is the technogeek definition of an ideal woman?
30 sec. after orgasm,she turns into yr computer,a 6-pack and a pizza.
- 29)Why do technogeeks have the last laugh?
They now rule the world.
- 30)How do you drive a technogeek crazy?
Tell him your mouse can run a maze.
- 31)How does a technogeek define total breakdown?
When all of the electronic devices strapped to his body quit working.
- 32)What did the technogeek say when he saw a pretty waitress?
"How do I get access to that server?
- 33)What does a technogeek call an erection?
- 34)How does a technogeek refer to constipation?
- 35)Why don't technogeeks go to proctologists?
When you have a pain in the ass,the last person you want to go to is a
know it all pain in the ass.
- 36)When does a technogeek think that he has the ultimate connection with
a girl?When the date rate exceeds 28.8