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"A pedestal is as much a prison as
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August 1997 *BAS*
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Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An Affair On the Computer:
#10 - Lately...she sits at the computer NAKED!
#9 - After signing off...she always has a cigarette!
#8 - The giant rubber, inflatable disk drive...
#7 - In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up
#6 - He has gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand
#5 - She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software"
#4 - Lipstick on the mouse!
#3 - During sex she screams "A:\ENTER.Insert"
#2 - The jam in the printer is a pair of underpants...
And the #1 sign your spouse is having an affair on the computer...*drum roll*...
#1 - The fax file is filled with pictures of some guys ass!!!
The Top Ten courtesy of The Late Show's David Letterman
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