My Favorite Quotes
There are 3 types of people in this world. The ones who can count
and the ones that can't!
There's a smile on your face, lets me know that you need me. There's a truth in your eyes, saying you'll never leave me. There's a touch in your hand, says you'll catch me whenever I fall. You say it best, when you say nothing at all."
"Don't worry be happy"
"You can't have everything, where would you put it?"
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone
and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, & ends with a tear.
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours to keep. If it
doesn't, it never was."
"Once upon a time, it happened to me, the very sweetest thing, that could
even be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true, it was the day I saw you."
"The more I study
The more I know
The more I know
The more I forget
The more I forget, The less I know
SO WHY STUDY????"
"Men are like parking lots-the good ones are taken and the rest are all handi-capped!"
"Love is like a butterfly. If you hold it too tight, it will die; if you
hold it too loose it will fly away."
"Life is too short so love the one you got, cause you might get
run over or you might get shot."
Love knows not it's own depth until the hour of separation."
If I planted a flower for every time I thought of you, I'd walk in my
I'm not insane, I'm just normal in a screwed up society!"
"My brain left me last night and took with it my sanity"
"Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips!"
"A house is made of bricks and beams, a home is made of love and
"Every night we have a sea of dreams, and in the morning they're all
washed up on the shore of reality."
"When God created man, she was just joking around."
You go girl...and you just keep on going till you're gone!"
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you."
"I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow
isn't looking too much better."
Who cares what people think, it's what God knows."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, screw the
"The strongest feelings are the ones that cannot be verbalized"
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways."
"Love is when you look into someone's eyes and you dont just see the color,
you can see into their soul."
This is national bitch week. Glad to see you are participating!"
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in."
"The worst way to miss someone is when they're right beside you, and yet
you can never have them."
"I don't discriminate--I hate everyone."
If my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow. I'd be on the
bottom to catch them."
"Wherever you go: there you are."
Mean people are like a slinky-not good for much-but you can't
help but smile when one falls down the stairs
No one's a stranger, they are just friends I haven't met yet.
You don't know what you do to me, you don't have a clue, you
don't know what its like to be me, looking at you.
Happiness is like jam - you can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself
Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.
Sometimes I wish I had never met you because then I could go to
sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
If you can't have the one you love, beat his girlfriend down.
Always remember that you're unique....just like everyone else."
If you have a cute quote that you would like me to put on here you can email me!!