This page is devoted to erotic stories that are scuba orientated. Free free to send some.
And since this is a bit too short for it's own page here's a joke for your pleasure. Ahem:
A man who's been stranded on a lost island somewhere in the South Pacific wakes up one morning to see bubbles in the water just off shore. Soon, he sees a scuba diver surfacing. The diver stands in the shallow water of the shore and removes mask and mouthpiece. Much to the man's surprise, the diver is a beautiful woman with long blond hair.
She unzips the front of her wetsuit, revealing her clevage. She delicately removes a Cuban cigar, complete with a lighter. The man begins to smoke the cigar, breathing the sweet taste. Next, the woman unzips her wetsuit even further, and she pulls out an ice cold beer. The man is now feeling very exited. He drinks his beer while enjoying his cigar. It's been years!!!
The woman approaches the man further. She unzips her wetsuit clear down to her belly button. "Do you want to play around?" asks the woman seductively.
"Oh, my god!" exclaims the man. "You brought golf clubs, too!?!"