(below) The lovable mascot MUTATO THE POTATO pictured with WONDER FLAKES
As the morning begins and the sun hits your eyes, you realize that it's another horrible weekday at work/school. It doesn't have to be like this though!!! Brighten up your mornings with the WONDROUS taste sensation of SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES!! Let the irresistible taste of 1,5-Diphenylpentone tickle and rejuvenate your dying taste buds.
NOTE: The wonderful taste of 1,5-Diphenylpentone may cause some blindness, internal bleeding, an uncontrollable urge to scream profanaties, uncontrollable dancing motions caused by lack of muscle control and hallucinations of large pink elephants.
WARNING: SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES should not be taken internally. If taken internally see a physician immediately!
SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES also boasts that it tantalizes and stimulates your head's 3 PLEASURE ZONES(Figure 1).
But don't listen to us! Listen to the believable and true testimonies of our customers.
"The wonderful taste of SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES has reunited me with my estranged granddaughter.: The Great Magusto of Amsterdam
"Thanks to WONDER FLAKES I'm no longer ugly!".: Young Fester and Earl the weasel of Canada
"IT MAKES MY ENGINE GO!!!!!".: A certain tank engine
"It gives me the energy I need for fighting crime!": Magical Pete of Manhatan
Now that you have heard the praises of our numerous customers, ask yourself this question; "Are my mornings bland and boring?". If they are, then rush right now to the super market and swipe yourself a delicious box of SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES
Now the delicious taste of simulated haggis can be found in every box of SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES.