I feel your pain. Squirrels are very lovable...but sometimes they will use you for your nuts. You should make sure you spend quality time with your friends on the days you have off. Also, make sure that the feeder is well stocked when you aren't there. You might be able to hire a pet photographer to take pictures of you and your bushytailed friends, that way whenever your feeling lonely at work, you can look lovingly at the picture. If that doesn't work...buy a plastic squirrel.
Perturbed People...send your questions to Early. I am about to lose my well paying job at psycho squirrels if I don't get more of a response.
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