BRAK!


ALL HAIL BRAK!

The page that started it all, aka
The Original Brak Home Page


TALKING BRAK

HEY!!!! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!

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Has anyone seen my baloney sandwich?

Baloney Sandwich!


BRAK!

Hi! My name is Brak!
I used to be an evil space pirate and enemy of Space Ghost.
Now I'm reformed... You wish!
One minute I was just a happy space pirate, looting and pillaging,
and then
POOF!
I'm as dumb as a doornail.
Anyways...
You can catch me weekly on Cartoon Planet on the Cartoon Network!
I am the STAR of the show.
I know it. You know it. I know it. You know it. I know it. You know it.

I also make cameo appearances on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast .
So this page is devoted to me!!!! And I deserve it. Everybody loves Brak!

After that little run in with that piranha-myte,
my computer skills as well as intellectual skills have been slightly short of a couple of marbles or cards or something...
What do I know?

My home planet is Polynesian in nature! I think.
I like Hawaii regardless. They worship me there.





Everyone should bring their friends and chat with them at:
Chatting with Brak
Now with instructions. So easy Brak can use it!

Today is Beans and Franks Day!

Pork and Beans

Cut a bunch of hot dogs up, put 'em in a pot
Throw a bunch of beans in there, all the beans you got
Heat 'em up until they're warm, pour 'em on a plate
Sit in front of a TV set, Eat them! Aren't they great?
Now is when the fun begins rooty tooty too!
Better open the window up! Shooooooooo!
I'm tellin' you buddy! Wheeeeeeew!



Hey........
Bonjourno everybody!
This is a Brak
And it's time for....
LEARNING TO TALK ITALIAN

Learning to Talk Italian



HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO GHOST PLANET?!?!?!?!
Remember! Don't go outside and play!!!!
BECAUSE SPACE IS A VACCUUM!!!!
BRAK! Space Ghost!...The Ghost with the Most! Has quite the many references on the net!
Take a look! It'll help to keep you inside and out of trouble.
BrakJack's Yahoo Club
Cartoon Network!
Space Ghost: C2C
Desch's Sound Page
Ghost Planet Transcript Central

Now it's time for the....
CARTOON PLANET STORYBOOK
Today's story is called...
Texas Bob
by Herman Smellville
Saint Louis Texas Bob

Once upon a time there was a cowboy named Texas Bob.
Texas Bob lived in St. Louis Missouri, where the big arch is.
Texas Bob had lived in St. Louis Missouri all his life.
And in fact, he had never been anywhere but...St. Louis Missouri.
People would stop Texas Bob on the street and say:
"Hey, Texas Bob, how come you're not called St. Louis Bob?"
And Texas Bob would answer:
"Tarnation! There's a snake in my boots!" or...
"Jumping Jehosafat! I just fell on a cactus dagnabit!"
Texas Bob worked in a shoe factory.
He lived with his dog, Texas Ernie.
Everyday there was a new adventure.
It's like that in St. Louis Missouri.
The end.


Brak's Definition of Love
You know love is a happy time. All throughout the universe.
It's when the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says:
"Hey, do you want to go on a date?"
And then she would say: "Why yes, I'd like to go on a date."
If you're LUCKY!-
And then you go to a restaurant, and she gets something called
A salad.
And then he gets a big piece of beef, that he eats.
And that to me ladies and gentlemen, is LOVE.
Kinda makes you cry, doesn't it?

Brak's Definition of an Idiot
According to the classical Greek definition,
an idiot isn't somebody that's stupid.
It's somebody that sits around and does nothing!


ROSES ARE RED
ROSES ARE BLUE
IT'S TIME FOR POET'S CORNER....
YAHOO!
Poet's Corner

HEY! A poem. A poem by BRAK!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! And miles to go before I SLEEP!

Zorak drinking coffee
That's disgusting! Zorak spit copier toner all over the place! Ewwww! Look! Another page! Get the boss man on the horn! Why does BRAK!!!!! get ANOTHER page? Everybody loves Brak!

Got a problem? I'm listening. Visit my bestest buddy Zorak with Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Why does he have his own homepage?
Zorak: Why? Because we loathe you....

Hey! Do I look dumb?
Well I'm dumber than I look! Really!
Visit BRAK!! Boy, Am I DUMB!!
I'm cute and I don't care who knows it.
All are now welcome to Le Gallerie De Brak!
Brak!!!!

In addition, I'd check to see "WHAT" else got changed.

Hey kids!
I don't like coffee.
It makes me jittery....
and I can't talk right...
and I talk really fast...
and no one can understand a word I'm saying!
(If they could understand me in the first place!)
Therefore....
ALL HAIL BRAK is proud to present:
The FIRST NON-JAVA Chat site that is dedicated to BRAK!
That's right!!!!
Nooooooooooooo JAVA here.
So bring your friends over for a spell, and visit...
CHATTING WITH BRAK
Chatting with Brak

Season's Greetings Brak

....SEASONS GREETINGS!....

Are you in the mood for the
Twelve Days of Christmas?
Or would you prefer some
New Years Resolutions!

Brak's New Years Resolutions

Squish, Squish, Squish...What's that?
Could there be something new at The Mail Bag Page?
I guess I'd better take a look!
Do you know what I'm talking about??!!
Ooooooo. I'm hungry!
How about learning about food,
by.... Cooking with Brak!

Cooking with Brak!!!!

Brak's Monday Ratings Report What's coming up on Monday?

Check out the new
All Hail Brak Awards Page!



Zorak: C'mon kiddies. Keep in touch!
If you're interested in contacting Brak, Space Ghost, or Zorak,
feel free to send some electronic letter things!
If you've got comments on the page itself drop a line

Here are the names of some people, that wrote me letters!

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Citizens have crashed here since March 7, 1998.


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