1) P -- The P in PMS is for Pre...This means before or prior to....Any male talking to a female should keep this "Pre" in mind....Prior to talking to the female or making any comments about her attitude or appearance he should ensure that she is not currently in a state of PMS...Many unfortunate men have neglected to do so and some have never been seen again.
2) M -- The M is for Misguided....This means mistaken which applies to any person who enters into a conversation or arguement with a female currently in a state of PMS....It is recommended that once you have determined the female is actually in a state of PMS or you even suspect this state is present it is advisable to slowly remove yourself from the situation...If you sense you have irritated the female then it is advisable to back away slowly while making apologetic mumblings consisting basically of how correct she is in whatever she is saying, how wonderful she looks and how you worship the ground she walks on. For those of you who ignore all these recommendations and enter into an arguement with a female in this state we refer you to the Bible site where you may pick an appropriate prayer for yourself.
3) S -- The S is for Sex .... LOL..You are dreaming!!