Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Jokes
"How To Tell If You Are a High Tech Redneck"
1. If your email address ends in "over.yonder.com"
2. If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
3. If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
4. If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
5. If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular
6. If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
7. If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
8. If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go"...and you still
dont't miss her
9. If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
10. If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
11. If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor,
or farm animal
12. If you start all your emails with the words "Howdy y'all"
13. If your spell checker knows words like "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon"
14. If your cars sit in the middle of the yard because your garage is full
of dead CPU's, Printers, Modems, and Monitors
15. If your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" Hard drive
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