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25 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
25. Its easy to find 9" of chocolate
24. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk ok on Monday
23. Chocolate doesn't keep you awake yapping after you've had it
22. You can have chocolate with little kiddies and not go to jail
21. You don't have to beg to get chocolate
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter its always good
19. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbors
18. You're never too young or too old for chocolate
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
16. Good chocolate is EASY to find
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month
14. Chocolate won't make you pregnant (and thankfully so)
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting slapped
10. You can have chocolate on your desk at work without upsetting co-workers.
9. The word 'commitment' doesn't scare off chocolate
8. 2 people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty
names
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind
6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
4. You can safely have chocolate while driving
3. Chocolate satisfies even if its gone soft
2. 'If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate
1. You can GET chocolate
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