Ole and Lena were out motoring one day in Ole's new 
car.  A policeman stopped him and said he was doing 50
miles per hour in a 30 mile zone.
"I vas only going 30, officer," protested Ole.
"No, you were going 50," said Ole.
"Really, officer, I vas just doing 30," said Ole.
"And I say you were going 50," repeated the cop.
Lena, sitting in the back seat, trying to be helpful, spoke
up,
"Officer....you shouldn't try to argue vid Ole ven he's 
been drinking!"

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