A Short Guide to Comparitive Religions

Taoism
Confucianism
Buddism
Seventh Day Adventist
Zen
Hedonism
Hinduism
Mormon
Islam
Moonies
Protestantism
Judaism
Calvinism
Catholicism
Hare Krishna
Southern Baptist
Zoroastrianism
Atheism
Existentialism
Rastafarianism

shit happens
confusius say "shit happens"
if shit happens, it really isn't shit
no shit on Saturdays
what is the sound of shit happening?
there is nothing like a good shit happening
this shit has happened before
this shit is going to happen again
if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
only happy shit really happens
let the shit happen to someone else
why does this shit always happen to us?
shit happens because you don't work hard enough
shit happens because you are bad
shit happens rama rama
sheeeit!
shit happens only half the time
I don't believe this shit
what is shit anyways?
let's smoke this shit!