confusius say "shit happens"
if shit happens, it really isn't shit
no shit on Saturdays
what is the sound of shit happening?
there is nothing like a good shit happening
this shit has happened before
this shit is going to happen again
if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
only happy shit really happens
let the shit happen to someone else
why does this shit always happen to us?
shit happens because you don't work hard enough
shit happens because you are bad
shit happens rama rama
shit happens only half the time
I don't believe this shit
what is shit anyways?
let's smoke this shit!