Title: Cardassian Radio

Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar@yahoo.com )

Series: DS9

Codes: D/f, filk

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. This is not for profit, just for fun.

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Notes: Written for Round XV of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.reocities.com/femme_fuhq_fest/

Summary: Based on Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio" (1982).


CARDASSIAN RADIO

by longbeachtrekstar, May 2004



I fly my spaceship... through the quadrant
Don't know how many messages I've sent
I hear a hot voice... on the speaker
She sounds so sexy, I want to meet her
I say "Jadzia... I wanna see ya"
Think about how much fun that would be, yeah!
I hear her talking... she's so far away
Can't understand, just what does she say?
I'm on Cardassian radio
I'm on Cardassian -- whoa oh -- radio
I ask "Do you like girls... or do you like guys?"
She says "I like 'em both because I am bi
This may surprise you... but I'm a Trill!"
No comprende, they're a riddle
I'm on Cardassian radio
I'm on Cardassian -- whoa oh -- radio
I wish I was on... Deep Space Nine-ah
Eating Dax's wet vagina
I'd lick her up one side... and down the other
Then between her tits I would smother
I'd use my teeth to... pull off her panties
Turns out it's just one more of my fantasies
Wake from a wet dream... trying not to pant
Still flying my ship through the quadrant
I'm on Cardassian radio
I'm on Cardassian -- whoa oh -- radio
Radio... radio...

(End)


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