Hyper Text Markup Language


This is my first attempt at helping people learn HTML. It took me forever to learn how to work on my webpage, probably because most of the HTML guides assume that you're smart because you own a computer because only a smart guy would be able to afford one because a smart guy went to college because computers are too complicated and mysterious to be understood by anyone except a computer nerd and if you're a computer nerd you know what I'm talking about...because you already know I'm going to make this as hard to understand as I can because you already know how to think so I'm going to tease your brain besides...they're too expensive for pesants.
Recognize the feeling?

This Webpage HTML HELP is better than my best.

If you don't understand please eMail me. I'll try...I promise.