Matthew Griffin's Resume


I'm always on the look out for a better job opportunity so here's my Resumé for just such a reason. I am currently being interviewed and trained by Rank Xerox (UK) for a Printing Systems and Copier Solutions Position, Canon (UK) and various other 'product orientated' companies. I'm also interested in outdoor jobs from Conservation to Scuba Diving and Education. Time, travel and location are no problem - I have a passion for all.


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It takes 72 muscles to frown, but only 14 to smile!

Murphy's Law



Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. Celibacy is never inherited. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Beauty is only skin deep, ugliness goes to the bone. Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn. If everything seems to be going well, you haven't got a clue what the hell is going on. Never argue with a fool, people might know the difference. A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules. The race does not always go to the swift, nor does the battle go to the strong, but that is the way to bet. Anything that you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. In order to get a loan you must first prove you do not need it. The repair man would often say, 'I have never seen a model quite like yours before.' No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, you will find it on sale somewhere else cheaper. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

PERSONAL DETAILS:

TITLE: MR

SURNAME: GRIFFIN

FIRST NAMES: DAVID MATTHEW

PREFERRED NAME: MATTHEW

HOME ADDRESS: EASTWOOD,

CHURCH ROAD,

WINDLESHAM,

SURREY.

POST CODE: GU20 6BT

TELEPHONE: (01276) 479058 (UK)

(011 44 1276) 479058 (USA)

E-MAIL: admin@oceanic.demon.co.uk

DATE OF BIRTH: 28/12/'74

CRIMINAL RECORD: NONE

DRIVING LICENSE: YES [UK, CLEAN]

ETHNIC ORIGIN: CAUCASIAN

NATIONALITY: ENGLISH

MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE

HEIGHT: 6" 1'

WEIGHT: 10 STONE


EDUCATION AND QUALIFICATIONS:

General Certificate of Secondary Examinations:

BRADFIELD COLLEGE:

DATES OF STUDY: 1988 - 1991

ENGLISH ORAL A

ENGLISH LIT. A

MATHS C

GEOGRAPHY A

PHYSICS A

BIOLOGY A

CHEMISTRY A

FRENCH A

SPANISH B

LATIN A

A-Levels:

STRODES COLLEGE:

DATES OF STUDY: 1991 - 1993

BIOLOGY A

GEOGRAPHY A

CHEMISTRY A


HEALTH:

NUMBER OF DAYS OF SICKNESS FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS: NONE

ANY DISABILITIES? NONE

ARE YOU TAKING MEDIATION? NO


EMPLOYMENT HISTORY:

ORGANISATION NAME: COSMIC RADIO

TYPE OF BUSINESS: RETAIL - HIGH END HI-FI AND ELECTRICAL GOODS

ADDRESS: 244 - 256,

STATION ROAD,

ADDLESTONE,

SURREY.

POST CODE: KT15 2PS.

POSITION HELD: RETAIL ADMINISTRATION

MAIN TASKS: RETAIL, STOCK MANAGEMENT, INSTALLATIONS,

SWITCHBOARD, AFTER SALES SUPPORT

DATES EMPLOYED: JUNE 1994 -

SALES FIGURES: 500,000/ Yr [TARGET DRIVEN]

SALARY: BASIC O.T.E. WAGE PLUS 0.5% COMMISSION

AND BONUSES


MISCELLANEOUS:

INTERESTS: SPORTS, PHOTOGRAPHY, GRAPHIC DESIGN, MUSIC,

SOCIALISING, CONSERVATION, NOVEL WRITING,

COMPUTING, WEB [W3] AUTHORING, TRAVEL

OTHER QUALIFICATIONS: QUALIFICATIONS IN DIVING [PADI],

CONSERVATION, IT, AND OTHER ACADEMIC

MERITS

REFEREES: [NAMES ON REQUEST ONLY]


I hope that this resumé has gone part way in helping you find out more about me. If you have any questions or feedback as a result of reading this resumé then please don't hesitate to contact me at either of the methods outlined in the above. A hard copy of this Resumé is available upon request.

Yours sincerely,

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MATTHEW GRIFFIN.


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