dislexic [a partial inventory]

velocity: neither stretch of wing nor sweat of brow

like: proximity or simile

testosterone: not a stock option

love: handsfree inflatable mattress

argonauts: miss devilís elementals

experience: haplessness in petri

animosity: axis powers at happy hour

party: gogoís sempiternal waiting state

progesterone: inflation and depredation

glee: a capella monstrosity

cosmonauts: travel agents to the stars

innocence: in utero shuteye

loquacity: tweedle lost his prattle

whoa: horsepowered train wreck

anima: transistors engaged

discretion: better than ex

metaphysical: method cleansing

reason: check your head.

copyright 2001, g. chao