Ode to Stuart McRae
And other poems dealing with Mr. McBarf...I mean McRae
Stuart's Not
by: Katie

Felix's hot...Stuart's not
Gus's adorable...Stuart's deportable (we can only  dream)
Alec's cool...Stuart's a fool
Arthur's keen...Stuart's mean
Jasper's smart...Stuart's an old fart
Different Captions for this photo of Stuart:

*Stuart in his natural habitat
*Stuart with his new bride (don't we all pity her?)
*Stuart with his own kind
*Has Stuart seen a ghost?  Oh no, that's just his natural expression/face (*shudders*)
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