Nothing says *Happy
Muldermas!!* like a
Mix up a big batch of either of these
then call your friends, neighbours,
and those nice men and women at the local
FEMA office over for
hours of infectious fun!
single-minded in its desire for world domination,
and great at
parties! A hit with cavemen and Fibbies
1. Combine 2
cups of white (PVA) glue, (in the squidgy bottles, as Neil Buchanan
tsp* black PASTE food coloring, and 1 1/2 c. warmish
water. Stir thoroughly.
2. In another bowl,
mix 1/3 c water and 2 tsp. powdered Borax (you can find
Borax where you find laundry detergent)
3. Pour the Borax
mixture into the glue mixture and stir. The mixture will congeal into
Oilien lumps, similar to those found in Tunguska and diplomatic pouches.
Remove these to a safety containment field, or a resealable plastic bag,
whichever you have handy.
4. Mix ANOTHER 1/3 c
water and 1 tsp. Borax and repeat steps 1 - 3. Continue until the
glue mixture is gone.
You can squeeze
it, roll it, cut it with scissors, drop it down a central Alberta oil
well, or use it to lubricate your vintage-if-waterlogged WWII era
Be sure to seal
the containment field, or plastic bag, tightly when you are putting your
oilien away or it will slither away, cover your floor, and attempt to
take over the world.
Simple Yet Effective Oilien
This little guy is
less complicated to prepare,
but will still gross you out as it
slithers between your fingers
and tries to take over your mind!
The perfect party favour for Marita or Krycek, or,
come to think
of it, That Fowley Woman.
1 cup cornstarch
a small amount of water
miniscule amounts of black paste food colouring
Add water VERY slowly to cornstarch, stirring constantly to
The mixture should be thick and difficult to stir.
But don't be deceived!
Pick it up and watch as it oozes!
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