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Living with a saint is more grueling than being one. - Robert Neville
Its better to know some of the questions than all the answers. - James Thurber
The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian proverb
There is no such thing as inner peace, only nervousness and death. - Fran Liebowitz
I have had just about all I can take of myself! - S.N. Behrman
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. - Goethe
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. - Oscar Wilde
He who laughs, lasts. - Mary Pettibone Poole
I have an intense desire to return to the womb, anybody's. - Woody Allen
The reason grandparents and children get along so well is they have a common enemy. - Sam Levinson
Sex drive: A physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at marriage. - unknown
The last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?" - Rodney Dangerfield
Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - unknown
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West
Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the coutesy to thank her. - W.C. Fields
I drink to make other people more interesting. - George Jean Nathan
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal labotomy. - unknown
If you drink, don't drive, don't even putt. - Dean Martin
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